Company Abbreviations

What do there names mean!

1. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
2. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
3. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
4. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
5. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
6. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
7. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
8. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
9. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
10. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
11. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
12. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
13. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
14. DELL : Deplorable Equipment & lackluster
15. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
16. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India