Sardar Jokes

Nurse was walking with one of her boobs hanging out of dress.
Doctor saw & asked her.
She replied that wardboys never keep anything in place after USE.

Sex is like a restaurant,sometimes u get full service,sometimes out of service,n sometimes u have to be satisfied with self-service.

Billgates got married 18 years old girl,Next day journalist asked the girl abt her first night.
she replied politely and sadly, it was micro & soft.

who's Arjun's mother?she gives 4.5% milk to arjun.
who's Arjuns father?he drinks 95.5% milk form arjun's mother.

Once an Aeroplane asked a Rocket,how r u managing to fly such a fantastic speed always.
Rocket replied:If ur Ass is on fire then u will know.

He:Can i touch ur software?
She:show me ur hardware?
He:Can i download in ur system?
she:use virus protection,ur prgm may have HIV virus!.

A soldier got married on first night he realised wife having periods.
He sent telegram to HQ:Red alart on front,extend leave.
Reply from HQ:Attack from Back.

Women being raped.Call to the police over the phone & say "hellooh,oooh! isss!,ah! uoah! this man raping me.aah! yes,can
u come and arrest him after an hour.

Girl:mom,John gave me Rs 10 to clim the Coconut tree.
Mom:Idiot,he fooled u ,he wanted to see ur pantie.
Girl:I am smart,i didn't wear it at all(!)...

A dog was chasing a sardar and he was laughing,
Another sardar:why r u laughing?
sardar:I have a aircell phone but still Hutch network is following me.